BOO HOO Cry Baby Cry

To all of you out there who feel butthurt by UrbanFox…

To those who cant move on & let go of the butthurt…

To those who made a career of stalking the UrbanFox on various networks desperate for news & info…..

Here is the cure to your butthurt kids!

- fill in form OR copy/paste form

BUTTHURT REPORT FORM
(INTERNET VERSION)
Please tick the appropriate boxes

DATE AND TIME THAT YOU EXPERIENCED BUTTHURT:

PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT.

[ ] LiveJournal Post
[ ] Message Board Post
[ ] Comment Thread
[ ] Chat Room
[ ] Blog Post
[ ] LOLCat
[ ] Random Joke/Cartoon/News Item That You Found
[ ] Other (Please specify)

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT.

[ ] Someone made a blog post that I didn’t agree with.

[ ] Someone posted a cartoon or drawing that I didn’t like.

[ ] Someone wrote a story or anecdote that brought up Bad Memories and made me cry.

[ ] Someone mucked up the storyline in my RP.

[ ] I found out my internet-boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me using an alias.

[ ] Someone posted pornography and sullied my innocent virgin eyes.

[ ] Someone posted pornography and my boss saw it.

[ ] I lost an argument in a chat room
[ ] I asked for critique on my art/writing and got it
[ ] Other (please describe. Use the back of this form and/or attach separate sheets as necessary)
-Were there tears?
-Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?
-Was there lost sleep from the butthurt?
-Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt?
-Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as switching off your computer and going outside for a while?
-Were there emergency phone calls or text messages that cost you minutes?
-Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals?

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE BUTTHURT.

[ ] They are a big mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they
learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me now..
[ ] They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch.

[ ] They and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps.

[ ] There should be laws to punish people like that.

[ ] They should be kicked out of America, because we’re the home of the free and we just don’t DO shit like
that here.

[ ] They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world, and also so I can
[ ] have access to all their personal information so I can stalk them.

[ ] All of the above.

DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?
[ ] I wrote a six thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and emailed it to them or posted it
in their blog comments.

[ ] I sent an incoherent flame to them from a dummy account.

[ ] I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails.

[ ] I organized a DDoS attack on their server/website.

[ ] I got all my bestest friends together and organized a flamewar.

[ ] I created new emails/LJ accounts for the specific purpose of flaming this person.

[ ] I posted this person’s RL information everywhere I could think of; they’ll get a Molotov cocktail through their
bedroom window sooner or later, and that’ll teach ’em to mess with me.

[ ] I realized that arguing on the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time

After completion, please forward it at once to http://ihavebeenbutthurtandnobodygivesafuck.com

- or feck off

Meanwhile……♫ Cry me a River♫